50 Ways to Leave your Lover (Women's)

Paul Simon had a decent hit with the tune, "50 Ways to Leave your Lover."  I really like the song, but Paul shortchanged us on the ways there are to leave your lover.  I don't doubt him, mind you, I just think between myself and the Internet community we should be able to verify there really are 50 ways to leave your lover.

Now that the men's list is complete, this list is just for women's names.  Nothing crude, please.  E-mail your suggestions here, including what name or e-mail address you'd like me to post with your suggestion.  If I receive more than 50, I'll post more than 50:

Way to Leave your Lover

Who Wrote It

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Just slip out the back, Jack-ie

Mary Jane

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Make a new plan, Fran

Mary Jane

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No need to be coy, Joy

Mary Jane

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Hop on the train, Loraine (no need to explain)

Mary Jane

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Just drop off the key, Felicity (and get yourself free)

Mary Jane

 

 

 

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Don't blame me, Amy

Amy C.

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Just jump in the Honda, Rhonda

Mary Jane

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Walk out the door, Dior

Mary Jane

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Take the Staten Island Ferry, Mary

Mary Jane

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Run away in a blur, Jennifer

Mary Jane

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Get up and flee, Marie

Mary Jane

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Run for the hills, Jill

Mary Jane

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Pick a new mate, Kate

Mary Jane

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Just let yourself go, Flo

Mary Jane

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Just walk away, Renee

Bob Calilli

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Hit 'em with a knee, Marie

Mary Jane

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Hop in your LeBaron, Sharon

StevenT.com

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 Start up the Hemi, Demi

StevenT.com 

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Get to Manilla, Priscilla

StevenT.com 

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 Goodbye to an era, Farrah

StevenT.com 

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